The U.S. Postal provider will mail you child chickens in a cardboard package. Yes, live birds.

The U.S. Postal provider will mail you child chickens in a cardboard package. Yes, live birds. “Good morning, this is the postoffice, simply calling to allow you realize your child chicks are right right here for grab.” The lady whom left this message in early stages a Tuesday early morning has a sing-song sound, like …